Meagan's Musings

The Oscars were this past Sunday and the whole two host deal was not working for me. It was like Alec Baldwin was there as Steve Martin’s side kick. And their opening monologue was extremely long and lacking humor for most of it. Any who, Ben Stiller dressing as an Avatar may have been the most exciting part of the show which is sad. Sandra Bullock beat Meryl Streep for best actress. Mrs. Streep has been nominated for like 14 Oscars. I think it’s time to stop making movies lady. Okay so let’s get to the stuff that matters most, the dresses. Jennifer Lopez what was that thing on the left side of her dress? That was not a train. She could have smuggled her two kids into the Oscar’s with that thing. But someone who did pass the fashion police test was Sarah Jessica Parker; in an amazing Chanel couture dress, but let’s be honest SJP could wear a potato sack and still look glamorous. Zoe Saldana had something growing on the bottom of her dress. My house does need dusting, I wonder if Ms. Saldana would mind bringing her dress over to help me? Twilight superstar Kristen Stewart was in the house wearing a midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Sorry ladies, the always dapper Robert Pattinson was not there, but Taylor Lautner was there looking as handsome as always in a tux. Charlize Theron all I have to say is bull’s eye. We do know one person who was not cold at the star studded event, Nicole Richie. She was all warm and cozy in her snuggie. Oops, sorry that was her dress. Vera Farmiga, the Great Barrier called and wants its coral back. By far the best dress of the evening was Sandra Bullock wearing an embroidered lace and metallic Marchesa gown. The only thing I would have changed was her hair. Do they have Botox for hair now? I mean her hair did not move at all and that was not done with hair spray. I’m going to go with hairtox on that one. I was also curious what kind of interview slash application process someone has to go through to be a red carpet correspondent because Kathy Ireland must have known a big wig with ABC because she was seriously lacking some correspondent skills when she was interviewing some stars. Maybe she should have taken a cue from George Clooney’s latest lady, Elisabetta Canalis, and just stood there and looked pretty. And on a final note. Man, I don’t know what was going on man with Jeff Bridges best actor speech man I mean it was kind of all over the place man.