Jaime's Musings

If you are like every other person in America, then you have noticed some big changes in reality star Heidi Montag. It seems as if everything about the “singer” has gotten bigger. As if seeing her brand new big assets in pictures, and hardly funny web videos wasn’t enough, she’s now hitting the big screen in an Adam Sandler movie due out next summer. I’d now like to take this time to thank Adam Sandler for making, what Heidi tweeted to be, “The best day of her life.” And the worst of mine. I’m already planning on boycotting her upcoming movie. Thank you Adam Sandler, thank you. Another award winning performance comes from Tool Academy’s own Greek tool Angelo. The crying tool Angelo is caught and confronted about cheating on his girlfriend. No worries, he did what any good tool would do, he dug deep into his inner Jerry McGuire. When asked why he was even dating her to begin with he responds in tears, “Because you complete me.” That is the most disgusting excuse for a Greek gweedo I’ve ever seen. Hey Angelo take some acting lessons from Heidi! In more mature entertainment news, this week was the season premiere of Kendra. This week Kendra and Hank needed some alone time, which means leaving little baby Hank with a babysitter for the first time. Now, Kendra did what any other responsible mother would do.Yes she drilled the potential babysitter with some hard questions. I’m just happy Kendra, I mean baby Hank found a babysitter. Speaking of someone that needs a sitter, Miley Cyrus is on this month’s issue of Teen Vogue. She dishes about her latest boy toy and Last Song costar, Liam Hemsworth. Miley indulges us all about her “deeper than normal people” relationship. I don’t know about you, but I like her better when she was just being Miley.